The $497 Logo Redemption

Your logo sucks. You know it. Let’s fix it before it kills your next deal.

This isn’t a logo. This is a last-minute rescue mission for your brand’s reputation. If you’re here, you already know the truth:

Your logo doesn’t work. It never worked. And it’s starting to cost you more than you want to admit.

You’re not alone. I get this call every week.

“Can you just fix this thing real quick? We’re pitching tomorrow.”

“We hired someone off Fiverr, but it feels… wrong.”

“We’re redoing the site and the logo is the weakest link.”

“People say they love our product, but our brand feels off.”

You’re not crazy. You’re just tired of pretending your logo isn’t the problem.

And now you want it gone. Fast.

What You Get for $497

This isn’t design school. This isn’t a mood board and a discovery call and a five-week process. This is a surgical fix.

• A complete logo redesign (from scratch or based on your current mark)
• Delivered in real formats: SVG, PNG, PDF, black/white/inverse
• Brand-ready: color, monochrome, reversed, stacked/inline variations
• 3-5 business day turnaround (rush available if you’re truly on fire)
• 2 rounds of revision (one to get you 90% there, one to nail it)
• No BS. No fluff. No guessing.

This is done by me—not some junior. I’m a Creative Director with 30 years of wreckage under my belt. If it can’t be saved, I’ll tell you. But most logos? They can be fixed.

You Know You Need This If:

• You’re embarrassed to show your deck.
• You’re sending out proposals and hoping no one looks too close.
• You’ve been using a stopgap logo for 6 months… or 6 years.
• You hired a cousin, a neighbor, or that friend who “used Canva.”
• You keep hearing the same thing: “Great idea, but your brand feels off.”

Let’s not pretend anymore. Let’s fix it.

Why $497?

Because anything less is a joke—and anything more is a full branding engagement. This is the middle ground.

The sweet spot between “I can’t live with this thing anymore” and “I’m not ready for a full rebrand.”

$497 gets you in the chair. No fluff, no filler, no long calls. Just the work.

What Makes This Different

There are two types of designers:

• The ones who need 12 Zoom calls to find your favorite color
• And the ones who know what works, what converts, and what makes you look like a grown-up business

I’m the second one.

I’ve done this for startups, C-suites, and Fortune 500s. But this package? This is for the founders in the fight. The ones bleeding in the trenches who just need the damn thing fixed.

Not fussed. Fixed.

Examples? Here’s What Rescue Looks Like:

(Insert 3–5 before/after logo transformations with brief commentary)

• “From startup cringe to investor-ready.”
• “This one went from generic SaaS to premium AI edge.”
• “They said, ‘It works fine.’ I said, ‘Not for long.’ Now they’re closing bigger clients.”

What Happens After You Pay

1. You’ll get a short form. I ask only what I need.
2. You send over whatever you have (old logo, ideas, typeface, colors)
3. I work. You don’t.
4. In 3–5 days, you get your first version.
5. We do one round of revision. Maybe two. Then it’s done.
6. You get the files. You go to market. You stop apologizing for your logo.

Is This You?

You’re not here for brand therapy. You’re here for triage.

You need something sharp, fast, and professional. Not cookie-cutter. Not templated. Not a Canva mashup. Not crowdsourced garbage. You need someone who’s fixed logos for:

• VC-backed startups
• E-comm founders with a bad Shopify vibe
• Agencies with internal branding shame
• Medical companies with generic Helvetica sins
• Construction firms that look like lemonade stands

Ready to Stop Losing Credibility?

Then stop letting your logo undermine you. It’s fixable. Right now.

Hit the button, pay the $497, and let me do what I do best:

Fix the thing.

[ PAY & REDEEM YOUR LOGO ] (button goes here)

Or if you still need to talk:
Book a Discovery Call

Not Ready Yet?

Fine. But at least read this next:

• The $497 Brand Triage
• 5 Signs Your Logo Is Killing Trust
• Logo Case Study
• Canva Isn’t a Brand Tool

You’ll come back. They always do.